Monday, June 29, 2009

I Know I shouldn't Moan

but this weather, really! A bit of a reprieve, at night maybe??

So other than moaning about being too hot I've been working, lots and I am ALMOST up to date. Hu-bloody-rrah! And about time too. It's good because it means that I'll be able to concentrate on new projects with a clearer, less cluttered, mind. And with my mind as it is, that is a good thing.

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Very pleased that I'm an honoree in the Binnacle's Ultra Short competition, sponsored by the University of Maine. I've just finished proofing my story for inclusion in their anthology.

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And (can't believe I've not mentioned this before, my mind and all that...) but Vanessa Gebbie's, Words From a Glass Bubble is a wonderful book - seriously good (and published by Salt, go on, just one book).

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And lastly, I'm rather chuffed to be able to announce some that I've lined up some rather exciting interviews with some rather special authors for the blog. Watch this space.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Big World


Wowsers but it's hot and humid up here in the the north. And it aint something I'm used to. There's a storm coming soon, I've been told, and I'm looking forward to it.

Well, what a week. I've barely stopped (and yes, I am much closer to being up to date now, thank goodness). Writing's been done as has editing and reading. 

And what reading. I've been dipping into, and really enjoying, Niki Aguire's 29 Ways to Drown, which is well worth a look. But mostly I've been reading Big World by Mary Miller and, well, it's gone straight onto my Incredibles list (for those reasonably new to the blog that just means books I think are incredibly good). I'm not going to review it because a) I've not finished it (and don't want to!) and b) I'm not very good at them but I will point you to what Tania Hershman said about it on The Short Review, which was what encouraged me to buy it in the first place.

It's a wonderful collection of affecting, realist short stories that are brilliantly written and work perfectly.

Thank you Mary Miller and thank you The Short Review.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Clawing And Frazzled

I know I've said it before I really am so so so so close to being up to date. Huge apologies to everyone who's waiting for things from me - I promise you'll have them soon.

Just to explain a little, this is what's happened:

I had about a month's worth of stuff that I didn't do while I was working on the photo book.
I finished the photo book and started catching up.
Then more, fresh (and cool) stuff kept popping up, all stuff that had to be done QUICKLY.
And then deadlines for other things started looming, getting closer, like, erm, giant things.
So people, libraries, schools, I am on the case. If you're waiting for something from me you should have it next week.

And this is what things look like on this side of the screen. One of the nice things that have happened is I've been able to write again. So, yeah, that's good.

Enough burbling. Back to work, Nik.


Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Tales of the Decongested

Just a little update/plug.

The supercool reading/music night, Tales of the Decongested, (I'd love to be able to go to one, one day) is happening this Friday (details below) and my very short story, Lists (click to see it in its initial outing here) will appear in the handouts, which is something that really makes me very happy.

If you're in London, get yourself down there!

And here are the details:

Date:
26 June 2009
Time:
19:00 - 20:45
Location:
3rd Floor Gallery Space, Foyles Bookshop
Street:
113-119 Charing Cross Road
Town/City:
London, United Kingdom

Monday, June 22, 2009

My Quiet Blog

Well, I did say a little while ago that I thought things might go quiet here for a bit, while I sorted certain things out. And I'm closer to being able to do that. I've just got to get up to date with work first, which as lots of new things I have to deal with quickly keep landing on my desk is proving more difficult, and taking longer, than I thought. I'm not complaining. Just saying.

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Anway. Some things you might like to know:

The wonderful Elizabeth Baines is appearing at the Oxfam shop in Didsbury on July 8th.

And the equally wonderful Vanessa Gebbie's short story collection is now out in paperback.

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And now back to work. I'm sure normal posting will resume soon.

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PS And I know I said on Twitter that my horoscope said that today was a good for me to get betrothed, but I have done nothing of the sort (there are certain fundamental components lacking) - sorry if I've disappointed anyone! And it's got me thinking, has anyone proposed via Twitter? Or will they? Hmm, I wonder...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Mammoth

This week I'd been thinking of writing a story which involved a woolly mammoth. I wrote it today (hurrah) and while I was doing my research I happened upon this, which, I reckon, is very, very cool so I thought I'd share.






Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The Things People Say

I had an interesting exchange last night. I was in a pub, reading, when a friend's brother came in with a group of people. They were celebrating an eighteenth birthday and were all rather drunk.

Which is good. It's fine. It's good to have fun.

One of the boys took my wallet from the bar and started going through it. I told him I'd only ask him once to stop. Which he did.

And then he said, and this is a strange thing, he said, 'You know, if someone had a library card in there I'd punch them in the face.'

I opened my wallet and showed him mine. And my Society of Authors card and asked him what he intended to do.

He said sorry.

Now, I know he was just a drunk young boy who'd had one or two too many shandies and was probably showing off, but why would someone say something like that? It just seemed, well, strange.

I wonder what he does when he passes a library.

Strange.

But I think that book and library lovers are probably not in any danger. I certainly hope so.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Up and Down Sort of Day

I Twittered this morning saying that I thought this was going to be a long day. And it has been. It really, really has.

I had A LOT of work to catch up on, and I've not done too badly. Plenty has spilled into tomorrow though, more than I'd hoped. And I wasn't helped by various people drilling and cutting hedges and generally making too much noise. But such is life. I just wish things could be quieter at times, or that I could concentrate on complicated things with lots of noise going on around me. But in spite of all the distractions I've managed to get contracts and permissions and tax forms (ick!) signed and sent so a short story of mine can be used on a distance creative writing course in the US, which is pleasing.

And my head's about full. Time to call it a day I reckon.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

I'm Back

I'm back from a truly fab couple of days spent in The South. 

And have been reminded how it feels to talk and to listen. How it feels to meet new people, to be happy for friends who've done good. To stroll and watch.  To be somewhere different. To laugh wildly, so wildly you think your head could pop or crack. To think about different things, things other than the stuff that's been lodged in my head, going slowly septic.

To be me.

And to be reminded that I actually quite like Abba.

Thank you, friends.

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Must admit it's not all roses. I've been hard at work pretty much since I stepped off the train (and that's ignoring the writing I did ON the train), and more work keeps sprouting from somewhere.

But it's been nice to have considerably more smooth than rough for a change.

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I will try (so so hard) to get everything to people who are waiting for things from me tomorrow.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

On and Off Air

I'll be away from my office from tomorrow, so no more blogging till Monday I expect. If anyone's in Oxfordshire and fancies meeting up then drop me a line and I'll see where I'm up to.

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And, as far as I'm aware, Canalside Community Radio will be broadcasting what was recorded at the launch night for 20 Photographs & 20 Stories, this Sunday from 8am (you can listen online here).

Have a great weekend, folks.

Monday, June 08, 2009

And quickly...

A link to some of the photos* (courtesy of Tom Lewis) from the 20 Photos & 20 Stories launch (I blogged about it here).

Right. Must dash. I've writing to do...




*(Ignore the one of me. I look stupid.)

Sunday, June 07, 2009

Re: Reading

I'm not one for re-reading books. As a rule I just don't do it. And I'm not sure I should; there are loads and loads of books I've not read and want to, and so little time.

But recently, this past week, I've re-read a few. I don't know why, it's not been a conscious decision. Maybe it's because I've been feeling out of sorts and a bit sorry for myself; maybe it's because I've been busy with writing jobs that haven't involved any actual writing; maybe it's training for the writing I'm going to be doing; or maybe it's serendipity. Don't know. But the point is, I have. I re-read Kafka's The Metamorphosis, and a load of Aimee Bender and Etgar Keret stories. And it's been a wonderful and warming experience. And not just seeing things with fresh eyes, noticing things that'd slipped by me on first readings. More it's reminded me WHY I loved them the first time round; why I love stories.

So, in the spirit of inclusion and sharing (and hoping for recommendations): what books would you re-read, and why?

Friday, June 05, 2009

Hectic

Well, this is the end of another hectic week and I'm really starting to feel like I could do with a little break, or at least a little time to just write. But that'll come. I'm almost up to date, which means that those people who are waiting for things from me won't have to wait much longer. Almost, almost there.

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And I received this yesterday from the fab Jenn Ashworth, who's doing a terrific job with the Preston Writing Network:

Word Soup #3: The Poetry Edition 
@ The New Continental Events Space, South Meadow Lane, Preston 
01772 499207
£3 on the door 7.30pm - 10pm - Tuesday 23rd June

Up until now our focus has been on prose but for 
Word Soup #3 we're focusing exclusively on poetry. We've three great performance poets booked to perform (see below) and - in a change to our usual format, have open mike spots available to book on the night. 

Each open mike slot will be for three minutes, and unlike our first two nights, there is no theme - the night is completely open to new and emerging talent. 

Sarah Miller is a playwright and performing poet.  She recently performed for Apples & Snakes at PUSH in Contact, Manchester and at the Spoken Word Open Mic in the Brewery, Kendal.  Sarah is influenced by youth culture,  overhearing conversations and  Barrow-in-Furness where she lives.  Her plays Asboy, Ice Baby and Surfacing were recently toured by the Ashton Group Young Apprentice Actors.

Gary Bridgens is new to the spoken word scene but has been performing as a clown and street performer for 20 yrs.  He took part in Superheroes of Slam which was his first slam last year and got through to the semi final.  Since then he has impressed audiences with his witty banter and fast patter uke numbers.  He has been support act to internationally renowned Polar Bear and he's been a guest performer and compere for Apples & Snakes in Cumbria. 

Ann the Poet has been performing poetry in pubs, theatres and at festivals for fifteen years.  She was the Poet Laureate for South Cumbria in 2006.  She's a regular compère at the Brewery spoken word nights and at Solfest.  She published her collectionSynesthestic last year.  She features on the poetry/sonic art net albums The Resting Bench by Ann Wilson and Clutter and The Resting Bench Remix Projects 1, 2 and 3 which can be downloaded free at www.earthmp.com   For more info on Ann the poet or to sign up to her mailing list visit www.annthepoet.com

Word Soup is Preston Writing Network event. For more information, go to www.prestonwritingnetwork.blogspot.com.



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And that is all. Have a top weekend, folks.


Wednesday, June 03, 2009

Strawberries

My very short story, When You're Frightened, Honey, Think of Strawberries has just gone live over at Ink, Sweat and Tears - click here to read it.

Tuesday, June 02, 2009

BubbleCow Interview

I was chatting with, writer and co-founder of the literary consultants BubbleCow, Gary Smailes after the launch of 20 Photographs and 20 Stories, about writing and publishing and stuff. And we decided it would be a fun and good idea to do it properly.

So, here's what Gary had to say about publishing, how the industry's changing, how writers can become more empowered and about how he can help.

me: So, BubbleCow. What is it? What do you do there?

 

Gary Smailes: BubbleCow is a literary consultancy. In essence we help writers to lift their work to a commercial standard. We do this in one of three ways. The first is through editorial feedback. One of our professional editors will provide in-depth and detailed feedback on a writer’s work. The second is through mentoring. This sees a writer working alongside a published author over a period of time. The aim is to not only gain editorial support but to also get constant help regarding the writing process. Finally we offer submission support. Here one of our editors will work alongside a writer to help them produce a synopsis, query letter and fifty page extract of the highest quality. Because BubbleCow is an Internet based company we are able to provide the fastest and most cost effective service on the market.

 

me: So you cover all the bases! Do you cater for all sorts of writers and abilities - and genres? Or do you have an area that you specialise in?

 

GS: BubbleCow has developed over time to try and offer a writer all the support they need. The company is a family run business and my wife (Caroline Smailes) and myself are both writers. Before setting up BubbleCow we both worked on a freelance basis in the publishing world. During this time we picked up lots of tips and tricks that would help a writer get published. BubbleCow grew from the goal of trying to take some of the pain out of the process of writers trying to find a publisher and/or agent. In regards to focus we are able to help just about any kind writer. If we don't have the in-house expertise for a particular genre then we will assign an external handpicked editor. All of these editors work for publishing companies, so they have their finger on the pulse so to speak. I suppose our expertise is in the realities of trying to get published.

 

me: I'm impressed. That sounds comprehensive. And anything that takes the pain out of publishing can only be a good thing. You've been in the industry for a good while, and clearly have oodles of experience - is the industry changing? I'm thinking more along the lines of the internet and POD and eBooks and eReaders and the like. Has BubbleCow had to change? Where does it fit in? Or, as it was set up as an internet company, do you think you were already there?

 

GS: The publishing world is in the middle of a huge period of change. Only today Google announced that they intended to move into the ebook market. Technology plays a huge part in the challenges that face publishers and it is still not clear just what role eBook, POD and eReaders will have on the industry. One thing that is clear is that it is 'content' that is becoming the focus. In the past a book was a format (paper and ink) but today the format is fluid. Readers are demanding that 'books' are available in paper format, as well as digital delivery and even in audio.

 

I think that this represents an opportunity for new writers. In the past a publisher's role was to provide the finance to pay for expensive printing and marketing. Today it is possible for a writer to write, publish and market their own books. This means that potentially a writer no longer needs a publisher. In fact some writers would be better off financially self publishing and promoting their own work.

 

I suspect the role of the publisher will change in the coming years. There remains a certain prestige in being selected by a publisher and this will always be the case. Publishers will become the champions of the 'best' talent. They will also be the people with the biggest marketing budgets, so focus will shift ever more towards the superstar writers.

 

me: So you think there's more potential space (or will be) for those who aren't superstars? Does this also mean that there could be more room for smaller independent, maybe specialist, publishers?

 

GS: Perhaps. My feeling is that we are going to see an empowerment of the writer. My prediction is that in the next few years we will see the growth of writers who have developed their careers on the Internet and sell thousands of self published books without a publisher ever getting involved. As it stands today it is the publisher who decides which books they think will sell. As writers get better a promoting their own work it is going to become the readers who make or break a writer.

 

BubbleCow are already looking at this shift. We have been developing a new package that sees us working closely with a professional cover designer and two self publishing companies. The idea is that writers will come to us for a professional edit and in return we will connect them with top quality industry professionals who will be offer their services at a discount. We are hoping it will take some of the guess work out of the self publishing process.

 

me: I'd guess there is a lot of guess work that goes with self publishing. As well as acting as (reasonably) efficient filters, publishers employ people who are qualified to do things that writers don't have to worry about (like cover design, distribution et al). So back to BubbleCow, can you give us an idea on how much it would cost and how quickly an aspiring author can expect to be snapped up by a huge publisher? Or is it not always that simple?

 

GS: OK. We charge £5 per 1000 words for an edit. This means if you wrote a 50,000 word novel it would cost £250 for an edit. This would be turned around in seven working days. However, our minimum word count is just 1000 words and we find a lot of our clients develop a relationship with their editor and send work a chapter at a time as it is written. Our submission package costs £125 and includes the synopsis, query letter and an edit on the first 50 pages of your book.

 

Writers get just one chance to impress an agent or publisher and we always advise that they make their work as good as possible. In regards to the time it takes to get published, the answer is ??? As a rule of thumb I would say that you are looking at about 12 months from signing a contract to seeing your book on a book shelf. However, it is not that simple. It is not unusual for an agent or publisher to take months to look at a submission.

 

The best approach is to send your work to say five agents/publishers at a time. If possible send the initial query by email. If you are sending it to the correct person you can normally get a response in days rather than weeks. However, they will normally ask to see your synopsis and then the full manuscript. If you are lucky enough to get to that point then it’s fingers crossed time.

 

me: And my next question was going to be: any advice for writers! You beat me to it! Thanks so much for your time and for sharing all of this with us. Is there anything you'd like to add? Any places we can see your work?

 

GS: I would point your readers to our blog at www.bubblecow.co.uk. Anyone who wants to ask advice can email me gary@bubblecow.co.uk or follow us on twitter @bubblecow.

  ...thanks Nik.

 

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 Thank you, Gary!