I might turn this Christmas gift ideas into a bit of a series yet.Monday, November 30, 2009
Christmas Gift Ideas - Crap MPs
I might turn this Christmas gift ideas into a bit of a series yet.Saturday, November 28, 2009
An Interview With Me
Welcoming December
Friday, November 27, 2009
The Shape of Stories
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Two Things, Neither of Which Are Crap
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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
A Great Little Interview - Roast Books

Welcome to the blog Faye, it’s a real pleasure to have you here. Can you tell us a little about Roast Books? Who are you? What do you do?
Hello Nik, thanks for having me on. Well Roast Books is an unusual little publishing house which produces literary titles with an emphasis on quality of presentation and design. We like our books to look good as well as being delicious to read. It’s a tiny organisation and so far we’ve produce about 4 books a year.
How and why did it get started?
I was interested in the idea of literature that was suited to the modern lifestyle, reading for on the spot entertainment, so I decided to produce some contemporary novellas. There is a dearth of interestingly presented book. Not enough new authors are given the opportunity to publish their work. So Roast Books began as a remedy to these things. An A-Z of Possible Worlds [see my interview with its author here - Nik.] was a really exciting project, because the short stories can be read individually, at the readers’ convenience, but are packaged as a complete work. …….
What do Roast Books do best?
Take chances! I am proud of the care and attention that goes into each title, and I think in the case of ‘An A-Z of Possible Worlds’ the packaging really suits the work, we haven’t compromised on that just to make it easier to distribute.
Who’s the ideal reader of a Roast Books title?
Five foot four, brown hair, glasses, with a healthy amount of facial expression. Oh and book lovers.
What sets you apart from other independent publishers?
We are more independent. No, um..I’m not sure really. I have a huge amount of respect for what other indies are up to, and I learn a lot from watching how other indies function. But I hope that our niche will be the aesthetic pleasure of the books, as well as the emphasis on short fiction.
Is there a particular sort of fiction you have a soft spot for?
Writing that lends itself to interactivity and unusual presentation.
Why the focus on shorter works?
With our ever busier lifestyles, I think there’s a real place for shorter works which people can enjoy in a shorter time, on the go, and carry around in compact form.
Can you tell us a little about Great Little Reads?
That series was a collection of 6 books, 5 novellas and a book of short stories. The idea was that in the collection there was something for every taste, a broad range of literature, each with a ‘list of ingredients’ on the back to help you select which one was right for you.
And your other titles? (I’ve already read, loved, and mentioned Lizard and An A-Z of Possible Worlds on here, and interviewed their authors here and here respectively.)
The Profit was an interesting title for last year, since it was very timely for the recession. It was inspired by Gibran’s the Prophet, and it replaced the protagonist with a city tycoon who spouts forth wisdom from love to mobile phones. Selling Light is a lovely little seaside novella with a real feel good factor. And of course Lizard, which was also personal favourite of mine. I think the author, Leonore Schick is going to be producing some pretty interesting stuff in the future.
What ingredients does every great story have?
Sometimes it’s combinations that you would never expect to work that make for something really interesting, where the list of ingredients has been thrown out the window and its all about instinct and inspiration, (sorry if that’s taking the metaphor too far!)
And every Roast Book?
Our submission guidelines are deliberately sketchy, since originality, not only of writing, but potential in the way a book can be presented are really important.
What’s been the highlight of your time with Roast Books?
The highlight is probably seeing a finished product, being able to touch and hold something which has been months in preparation (and breathing a sigh of relief when you’ve checked it over for problems).
What kind of feedback have you had so far?
Well if it wasn’t for the encouragement and support of readers who appreciate our titles things would be a lot tougher. It’s not an easy industry, and one that seems to have a lot of problems at the moment, so Roast Books is just trying to find its little place within all the madness.
What’s next for you? What are your plans for the future?
In addition to continuing the search for outstanding new writing, and packaging it with an emphasis on design, I’m working on developing a medium in which more authors can show case their work through Roast Books, and get exposure. This weekend I’m going to the sea-side, but I guess that’s not really relevant.
Anything you’d like to add?
Nope, just thanks for having me here and for taking an interest in what Roast Books is doing!
Monday, November 23, 2009
The Indelicates' Words - An Interview

Something a little different on the blog today. I’ve been listening to The
Indelicates rather a lot of late (check them out folks, they’re worth it)
so it’s with a huge amount of pleasure that I’m able to welcome half of
their writing team, Julia, to the blog. Julia has, with Simon (the other
half of the song writing team), just released a collection of poetry,
called Words (which is really rather good).
So, welcome Julia. It’s a real pleasure to have you here. Can you tell us
about the book? How did it come about?
Simon and I had been thinking of fun ways to pass the time while
leaving our label, and making the second album, forming our own company,
and the abundant other projects we've been working on in the last few
months. We'd met a few years back at a poetry slam of the old kind, where
people would shout and heckle and so on, and so the fact that we'd been
writing for a while had always been a part of our brand when we started
the band. So Simon collected together some of the most recent poetry for a
book, as well as a collection of some of the lyrics we are most proud of,
including some from the new album.
How does it feel being multi-talented?
Terrible. You get bored very easily, and never have any money. On the up
side, you get to have people call you multi-talented ;)
What sort of audience would you hope the book appealed to?
I'm pretty sure the book appeals to Indelicates fans as an insight into
what we used to do, and while poetry is a sort of dead art, some of the
poems there are really very beautiful (Simon's. Mine are just one-liners
really ;) ). The Manhattan Project is a poem that has been on my wall for
a few years now, and is what I turn to when I feel like I am losing touch
with the things I make and do.
How long did the book take to write? How old’s the oldest poem in there?
Simon's long Quicksilver poem was written towards the end of our poetry
writing days, and most of the later poems in my section were written as
part of a collection called Shepherd. Some of them were written this year.
So they are a selection from the last 5 years I'd say.
From listening to the words in your songs it’s pretty clear that you think
words are important. With that in mind, what do you think lyrics should
do? Do you, as a band, have a message?
I find myself enjoying the extreme ends of the spectrum. I prefer dance
music and classical music to most pop, but if I am going to listen to
songwriting it generally only interests me if there is some content in the
writing. I don't think I always thought this way, but I certainly do now.
That said, I think that most political songwriting of the last ten years
is godawful shit. I think If I were to have a message, I'd feel a bit
embarrassed about it... But generally: leave the internet alone, stop being
stupid, pay attention, practice empathy with the people around you, and
don't be a cunt. Other than that, I find that as I am utterly incapable of
writing stories, songwriting is a good way of telling them at least.
In the book yours and Simon’s poems are divided into two sections. Is that
a reflection of the writing process? And how does that (poetry) writing
process differ from that of writing songs?
Poetry, if you are into form, structure, and perfect verse, is MUCH much
harder than writing songs. If you are most contemporary poets it is quite
easy. I was more into Imagist poetry than anything else, I like the idea
of stripping out unnecessary words, and I enjoy preciseness in language.
Simon is similar, but can write in any style effectively, and was always
much better at performance poetry than me. We split the book into sections
as, while we have similar themes, we write quite differently. I think in
songs you can keep lots of words in, so there's less editing to do :)
Who, or what, influences you?
For me, musically probably Mozart, Lots of dance music, Carter USM, Dylan,
Peaches, quiet a lot of lesbian electro stuff, and proper, old style,
nasty Cabaret. At the moment, and for the last six months, I've been
listening to the Threepenny Opera over and over, as it's just amazing. And
is probably influencing me ;) I really like Alan Moore, Terry Pratchett,
Neil Gaiman, and Malcolm Gladwell (see him talk, he's WONDERFUL). Oh, and
I only recently realised how much of what I think is influenced by
W.B.Yeats. Weird. Simon and I influence each other quite a bit too.
This one, really for Simon (if he’s there): Why should we distrust language?
He's not. Er, because it's a lie? But all we've got?
How about you tell us a little about the band?
Er, you can probably fill this in. Suffice to say, we're called The
Indelicates, we are about to release our second album (Feb 2010), and we
do a whole bunch of other things like Punk Rock schools workshops,
Storyteller recordings, The Book Of Job: The Musical! my solo stuff,
simon's solo stuff, a concept album David Koresh Superstar, and have just
become incorporated.
Are there going to be any readings from the book anywhere? Would you treat
gig goers to a couple of your poems?
The poems wouldn't go down to well at gigs. We had a launch though, which
was great fun :)
Tell us a secret.
No :)
Julia Indelicate is going to be entered into the OED and you can write its
definition. What does it say?
Oh balls. hmmm... 'Famously sought asylum from the UK, in the USA'
What’s next for you?
As above :)
Anything you’d like to add?
Keep on keepin' on, as Keith Totp would say.
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Go here for their website and shop.
And here are the Indelicates performing (my favourite song of theirs) We Hate the Kids.
And here's the rather brilliant video of America.
Sunday, November 22, 2009
An Alphabetical Writing Exercise
Saturday, November 21, 2009
Timeless Advice and Less Interesting Things
Thursday, November 19, 2009
The Best and the Worst Bits of This Thing We Do
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Nik's Dieting Tips
Monday, November 16, 2009
Short Circuit - in conversation with Vanessa Gebbie

Welcome back, Vanessa. Last time you were here we were talking about short stories. Now you’ve edited a guide to them. So, Editor Gebbie, could you tell us a little about Short Circuit – A Guide to the Art of the Short Story?
Thanks Nik, it’s great to be back, and thanks for the invite. I love being Editor Gebbie! It’s been a terrific project: knackering, exciting, challenging and frustrating by turns. Compiling something like this, identifying the right writers, working with all 24 of them, has been at times like herding cats – with myself the worst of the cats to herd, I might add. But I am very very proud of the finished book.
Who’s it for?
It’s for anyone who wants to write short stories. Maybe someone who had a go, and discovered that actually, writing good ones is not as easy as some people think! It’s aimed at students on writing courses, maybe at the universities, maybe not. It’s aimed at people who are already writing them, and want to do it better, stronger, differently. It’s aimed at people like me (they always say write for yourself, don’t they??) who may want a refresher. A ‘shot in the arm’. A reminder that when things don’t go right that there are a whole load of superb writers out there who share that feeling and can offer insights, ideas, inspiration.
But also, I’ve been told it is a good companion volume for anyone who enjoys reading short stories, to understand the craft behind the scenes, to be introduced to the works that inspire the writers. It’s a fun, fascinating and engaging read.
How much do you think good writing/ story telling is down to intuition, as opposed to what can be learned from How-To books, forums, and workshops?
Good question! I’ve met a few ‘how-to’ books that didn’t help me to the ‘how’ at all, and were just platforms for ‘look at moi!’ from the author.
But is good writing/storytelling just something we are born with? Let’s look at storytelling first. That’s innate in us all. It goes back to dark nights in caves, round the fire, weaving stories to explain the rising of the sun and the movement of the stars night on night. When you listen to a voice telling a story, are in the presence of the teller, it is a mesmerising experience. You can get totally caught up with the world of the story. The word ‘novel’ seems to have its origins in the ‘news’ taken from one town to another, and relayed by word of mouth… then slowly, so the story goes, the sequence of events were juggled to make people wait to find out what happened… to make a better ‘story’…as people listened, they were caught up in the events of that other town.
It’s not so easy for the written word to have that transporting effect on the reader. But with a following wind and a bit of peace, the reader can sink into a story and disappear in the fictive dream in the same way – and there are good strong craft skills behind that, in the writing. Each time the craft falters, the writer stumbles into the reader’s space, and the dream breaks. A badly crafted piece will not have the same mesmerising, dreamlike effect effect on the reader.
Craft is a skill and it can be taught. But one thing that stultifies the learning experience for this awkward cuss is that I always find this - if a single person is trying to tell me how to do something as complex as creative writing, I lose patience as soon as one thing they say differs from my own experience. But give me a range of tutors, with slightly different approaches, ideas, voices… I may be more willing to listen. To try new things. To come closer to my own creativity – and no one else’s.
In Short Circuit, the contributors may even contradict each other. That’s marvellous. Tobias Hill talks about writing in a relatively ‘plotted’ way, although he can also work intuitively. Marian Garvey talks about not plotting and ‘writing into the void’ as she calls it. Neither are ‘right’, and neither are ‘wrong’. They are different writers. And that’s the point. For you, the reader, to have a look at every which way, try things out, and discover something about yourself. That’s process.
What about imagination. Can we teach that too? Not so easy. But another thing that can be taught (or shown, I prefer that word) is a way of writing, or opening up, so that new ways of ‘seeing’ life feed the imagination.
I think anyone can be taught to write well. And encouraged to use their imaginations, to be braver, wackier, to ‘let go’. But what they write after that… well, that’s not so easy! What drives you as a writer matters. A spark has to be there, something different, original. Call that intuition if you like. Something innate. Maybe that’s what differentiates the greats from the rest?
Are you one for writing exercises? If you are, which muscles are being worked?
Yes. I think they have their place. The very act of embarking on a writing exercise uses creative muscles that may need a workout. But they are just that, exercises… a chance to try things out, to experiment. It’s good to keep those muscles loose, isn’t it? So when we just have to get to the paper and write, or to the computer and tap away, we do it freely. Which muscles? Erm the story-biceps, the character-six pack, the gluteus maximus of theme!
No, I don’t do writing exercises every day. But I do enjoy discovering new ones, and trying out new things. I love attending workshops and courses. If I ever get fed up of learning about what I do, I’ll stop.
What would reading Short Circuit do for me?
Cor, how long have you got? It is like sitting down in a one-to-one with a series of top prizewinners, and listening to their secrets. Hearing them talking honestly about their craft, maybe taking their own work to pieces, revealing the scaffolding. It’s like having a private session with a series of different writing tutors who have no axes to grind. Who are simply passionate about what they do and want nothing more than to help you achieve the same things.
You’ll find inspiration in their words, and in their company – because at base, writing is a lonely thing to be doing. It reminded me, after the mean-spirited events of earlier this year of the innate generosity of spirit of so many superb successful writers. I hope it does the same for you.
24 writers sending you off to find other inspiration in the many ideas for trying things out for yourself. 24 writers giving you lists of stories they have found extraordinary, for one reason or another. And lists of reference books.
Short Circuit is a 288 page ‘door’ into a huge resource of craft, idea, inspiration and literature.
If you’d have read Short Circuit a few years ago, what would it have changed?
I would have loved this book! When I was given the commission by Salt to compile a text book, they gave me free rein, and said ‘just do it.’ So I was able to pull together the perfect book that would have done such a lot for me.
When I started out a few years ago now, I had to fight to concentrate on the short story at a university course. The course I did wanted only novels – and I wasn’t ready to do that. I discovered the power of short fiction, thinking mechanistically – ‘I’ll cut my teeth on something shorter’. Then I discovered how hard they were to get right. Discovered the intensity of experience that reading a short story can give you. Short Circuit would have been a brilliant companion for the whole class– injecting more than a little energy into my own journey – but also feeding the craft skills of those who were struggling with their novels.
I asked (fellow Short Circuit contributor) Sarah Salway, when I interviewed her last year: If there was a Miracle-Gro for writers, what would it do? and she replied by saying: ‘I think we have it right now, and it’s called blogging.’ How would you answer that question?
Something that feeds writers… intensely? Before answering this question, I read a bit about Miracle-Gro on the internet. (Bless the Internet, occasionally!) And I discovered that it forces growth fast. And most of the time that’s fine, but it causes weakness in the plants if over-used.
Why would a writer need to grow faster than is natural? Let experience work its way through, I’d say. The best Miracle-Gro for writers has been around for ever. It’s called life. And it’s also called reading.
Has editing Short Circuit changed your approach to writing?
It’s a bit soon to answer that one. It’s been fascinating to read everyone’s essays, to learn what goes on in their creative lives. I hope Short Circuit will enrich all the readers… including me!
Can you recommend any other good books on the subject?
If I had to choose just one, I’d go back time and time again to Dorothea Brande’s Becoming a Writer.
And to finish, can you recommend a writing exercise (or a few) to my readers?
· Switch off the computer. Pick up a pen. And write a chat between yourself and the pen, letting it talk to you about the words it keeps locked in the ink…words it can’t tell you about because you hardly use it…
· Keep two lists of words. First, a list of emotions. Second, a list of colours. When you don’t feel like a writer, pick one from each list at random, and let the two words open up a story…
And you can see which book I'd recommend, if I could only recommend one, here.
Sunday, November 15, 2009
A Riot Of My Own
And if you'd like to hear me reading it you can click here.
Saturday, November 14, 2009
Short Circuit
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And in other news, I've just emailed my recommendation to the good folk over at One Book - bet you can't guess which one I chose.
Friday, November 13, 2009
The Best Literary Mag in The World
Thursday, November 12, 2009
First Edition's Response
Editor-in-Chief
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Crap Opportunity
And then I read on.
Customers would pay a nominal fee (based on word count), which sounded okay.
As I said, proper publishers do not charge writers to publish their work.
So what's going on here? I thought First Edition was a great idea. A print mag for new writers. Sold on the High Street as far as I remember.
And now they're charging to people to publish something which, as far as I can understand, doesn't have to pass any sort of editorial scrutiny.
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Emily Gale Interview

So, Girl Aloud, who’s it for and what’s it about?
Well I wrote the book for my inner teenager, so my hope is that teenage girls will enjoy it, as well as anyone post-teen who enjoys funny teen chick-lit with a serious edge – I know there are lots of us out there.
On the surface the book is about a fifteen-year-old girl whose dad is one of those nightmarish pushy parents. His latest plan is for Kass to enter The X-Factor. This is the last thing in the world she’d choose for herself – she’s tone-deaf and has no designs on fame. Kass is no pushover but her dad has her in an emotional half-Nelson because he’s clearly (clearly to everyone but him) suffering from a mood disorder similar to bi-polar. The book covers a short period of time in the run-up to the X-Factor audition as Dad’s moods profoundly impact the family. It’s also about female friendship, sibling rivalry and romance gone wrong. And Simon Cowell. He’s in there, too.
Kass, the main character in the book, has a manic-depressive father, how did you find writing about mental illness?
It’s something I find myself writing about again and again, to different degrees. Mental illness has touched my family in various ways, but never in an open, “let’s deal with this” way and this is part of what I wanted to explore in Kass’s story. I struggled with mild depression after the births of both of my children but fell into that common trap of denial – I never sought treatment because I didn’t want anyone to think I couldn’t cope, or that I didn’t love my children. I did recover by myself but only once I admitted I had a problem and made a few small but significant changes. That said, I have not experienced what Kass and her family are going through, so I did lots of reading about what children experience when they live with a parent who suffers from a mental illness. I’m not an expert, just a writer, so I was very relieved when someone who has lived with a bi-polar sufferer said that what I’d written made sense.
Did making the book funny help?
I’ve tried to handle it in a way that takes the issue seriously but also makes a good story, with funny elements – the main one being that Kass uses humour to cope with difficult situations, as many of us do. It’s not going to make you roll about on the floor in hysterics but nor will it depress the hell out of you – sometimes it’s dark, sometimes it’s light. I loved writing the funny bits – you’ve got to be able to make yourself laugh, right? One of my abiding memories is laughing at my partner laughing at me for laughing at my own jokes while I was editing the sixth draft. But then I am easily pleased.
Have you always wanted to write for young adults?
No, the desire crept up on me. I’ve always wanted to write and I spent a few years working in children’s publishing, but I didn’t even think about teen fiction until I read a book by the Australian author Jaclyn Moriarty, called Feeling Sorry For Celia and, some years later, spent some time chatting to YA authors Luisa Plaja and Keris Stainton. So it’s their fault really. Moriarty’s book transported me straight back to being a teenager and I was seriously sad when the book finished. I sat there for a while thinking about it, and wondered if I could ever achieve that as a writer. But it wasn’t for another four years that I gave it a go. And now I love using a teenage protagonist. I don’t think I was a very impressive teenager so in some mildly disturbing way I’m making up for that by creating characters and stories that are a whole lot more entertaining.
If you could hear one person say they loved Girl Aloud, who would it be?
To my utter delight, I’ve already heard it – Jaclyn Moriarty read my book a few months ago and it was just about the best moment in my career when she wrote to say she’d enjoyed it. There are lots more people – writers, friends – that I hope enjoy it but I wouldn’t want to put any pressure on them by naming them! The ultimate prize is a teen fan, however. If I get some of those, the Happy Writer dance moves will go wild.
The X-Factor is featured in Girl Aloud. So... if you were to audition, what would you sing? (Audio or Video evidence is welcome.)
I have to admit, I do sing into broom handles quite regularly. One of my favourite broom-handle songs at the moment is Dream Catch Me by Newton Fawkner. I’d enjoy that, though I’d have to apologise to Newton in advance for butchering it. Undoubtedly I’d get the thumbs down from all the X-Factor judges and be sent home with my broom. Except Simon. I’m sure Simon would like me. I did give him a cameo in my book after all.
Now, we first ‘met’ on an online writers’ forum (a few years ago, ahem) – what part did being a member of an online writing community play in your being published? (You certainly helped with my writing – thank you!)
That’s very kind of you to say so, Nik. Being in the children’s group, where you were host, was absolutely fundamental to my career, I believe. Until then I was all mouth and no word count. Being on that forum showed me how hard you have to work, and how determined you have to be – how gut-wrenching the knock-backs are and how sweet the success. I’d been an editor for years but it was on that forum that I became a writer. It was the first place I wanted to go when I got an agent and similarly the only place I found comfort when the chips were down. I love the solitariness of writing a novel but for my sanity I need to let off steam with other writers from time to time. Now I tend to find that chat in a smaller group. I knew when my time on the forum was up, regretfully, but I’ll always be grateful for the experience, and especially for the friends I’ve made.
What tips would you give someone who wanted to be published?
Gosh, isn’t the world already full of tips? I don’t think I have any new ones. The bit of advice that I always try to remember came from someone who is not a writer, but an exceptionally hard worker, who said something along the lines of “Oh just get on with it!” So my tip would be: get the balance right and do more writing than talking about writing, perhaps.
What’s the best bit about being an author?
I’m never happier than when I’m in full flow on a first draft, and I’m so deep into the scene I can’t even remember my own name. Being published is a far more complicated feeling, and I’ll probably articulate it better a little further down the line.
And the worst?
The waiting. It paralyses me, and that means I don’t get my first-draft highs, and then it’s not pretty for anyone who lives with me.
Tell us a secret.
Ooh, I don’t know if I should…okay I will – I was a thumb-sucker until my twenties.
All good stories should...
…contain a Simon Cowell doppelganger.
All good writers...
…experiment.
What’s next for you?
I’m writing another teen novel, working title Allie’s Reality, about a confident teenage actress who loses herself when she starts dating a soon-to-be reality TV star. I’m a bit obsessed with writing behind-the-scenes novels about reality TV, aren’t I? I’ve also got a couple of picture books coming out next year, under the series heading “Just Josie”, about a six-year-old who wants things to be perfect and never gives up trying even when the odds are stacked against her. But right now, I’m just trying to enjoy the experience of having my novel Out There. I’m waving at it across the oceans - Coo-eee! Girl, Aloud! It’s me, your creator! – and hoping it behaves itself.
Anything you’d like to add?
Only a big thank you to you, Nik. Oh, and buy my book everyone! If you like, I mean.

Emily Gale is a Londoner currently serving time in Australia for crimes against innocent footwear. She worked as an editor of children's books for several years, and like most editors didn't discover JK Rowling. Now she writes picture books, novels for teenagers, and shopping lists.
She also has a rather fabulous blog here - Nik.






